世上最强的中国式英文

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1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ？ how old are you？

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop！！

你给我站住！

8．know is know,noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知……

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’son can make hole！！

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15.U R American girl

你是美女  
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